I got up this morning and decided to use a bottle of vitamin C pills as a Magic 8-ball to tell me what to write about today. I asked “What should I talk about, magic vitamin bottle? Good SEO, Bad SEO, or Yahoo’s 19 billion webpages claim and things to know when comparing index sizes?” I gave the bottle three choices because there are three colors of vitamin C pills: purple, garish red, and even more garish red.
Each time I shook the bottle and dropped out a pill, it was purple. Yahoo. Purple. Yahoo. And the third time: purple. Yahoo. Friggin’ weird, man.