Matt Cutts: Gadgets, Google, and SEO
Don’t forget that it’s “Talk Like a Pirate” day! Arrr!
Arrrrrrrr you serious?
Hell ya, Arggggghh
Arrrrrrr young fella, hand over your treasure before I slice my sword through your http://www.googles.com...
Ahoy, where be Davy Jones locker? I be hankerin to come across it.
Ahoy! We be celebratin TLAPD too:
Is nay one sayin’ anythin’? I be keepin’ rrrefrrreshin’ this page t’ be seein’ morrre belly shakin’ message an’ i dasn’t get nothin’?
and don’t forget to get your pirate name for the day.
me be The Lone Drinker….arrrrr
now why ye damn Googlers be changin’ yer damn logo on all sortsa land-lubber holidays, but ye NOT be addin’ a pirate hat or eyepatch or parrot to yer logo ta-DAY?!?!
yer makin’ me VERY ANGRY mr. cutts!
gimme a darn pirate logo, or WALK that PLANK!
Indeed a good idee t’ introduce arrrrrselves. Accordin’ t’ that link, me be Long John
Greeeet day for having Google walk the plank!!!
I’ll have ‘em dipped in muddy waters up ‘n down ‘n back and forth just like their SERP’s
It’s been a year already? Swab the decks..etc..
Arrrrr… Somethin’ troublin’ ye, matey? Ain’t ye never lost yer rankings before? Maybe ye shouldn’t be actin’ like a such an SEO scalawag.
Gar, I’ll trade ye 40 gold doubloons for yer 0-day warez sent via yer finest fleet of 9600 baud courier Sportsters. Yo ho!
Tax-Evadin’ Sam Dread be my name. Get yaaarrrr own pirate name ye scurvy dogs! http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
“Talk Like a Pirate” day?
Then it must be time ta avast with them white caps, pump out that keyword bilge, fire some chain shots o’ google-bombs, and plunder page-rank off the aft of any scurvy link-lubbers in view…
But, just for the day, eh?
Harrrrrr, Sarrrrrsgarrrrrd!!!! lol I love this SNL clip!!!
It took a while to load up- prolly all the traffic!
So from everyone’s comments, it appears that all you need to know to speak like a pirate is arrrrgh!
Herrre be a prrrogrrram wharrr ye can trrranslate Google Webmasterrr Guidelines t’ Pirrrate Spea kie
Talk Like a Pirate Day translater
Where’s me booty, homey?
Ahoy there I spy a View of a Mountain in my really old telescope and shall strike all landlubbers at the secret cave know as the ‘plex with me cuttlass
Get it Cuttlass?
Where’s me bucking ears!
I suggest a “Google Spam Day”. Every webmaster on planet to submit one spam page to Google (via sitemaps). That way we shall keep Matt, Adam and Brian busy for the rest of the year
What do you get if you cross a pirate and an R ‘n’ B singer?
Arrrr – Kelly
Cuttlass? Arrrr – Kelly? Arrrrrgh, them be some bad jokes, mateys.
Arrrrrgh…..that iPhone of yours keeping you awake, right
Avast me hearties! It be talk like a pirate day eh? Well shiver me timbers and make me walk the plank! I did nae realise!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Pirate jokes are hilarious!
I don’t know why… they just Arrrrrr
We made posters and everything.
what does a pirate say when he takes over santa’s job?
ho ho ho and a bottle of rum
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship’s wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?”
And the pirate says…
Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!
Arrrr dont know about this, lol! You’re awesome Matt!
Why do pirates always ARRRRRR?
Arrg…I remember you asking matey about thee malware and spyware Matt and me parrot couldnt remember which blog post it was so I hope you dont mind me placing this on the poop deck here.
I was just searching for concession trailer plans florida and found the # 1 site Google has ranked www3.dollarn.cn/concession.html . This site redirects you to a spyware download that loads automatically.
I almost made me parrot walk the plank for finding such a site in Google.
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I had the best 6 hour long all day chat session going with my wife yesterday on gtalk. I hereby officially love talk like a pirate day.
How do I get rid of all Google books and videos in your search results? I don’t want to see them there since they are NOT relevant to what I am searching for!
I don’t understand why you mix in all that. I didn’t ask for it! Did anyone else ask you to do it? Is there any research you can show that people want to see that type of stuff in your search? What you show is your own stuff. YouTube, Google videos. Google books. What’s next? Google Movies? Google Animal Planet? Google Entertainment? Google Classifieds or result from Google Base? It’ll just be stuff from your own company. Who want’s to use Google in the future then? I know I won’t and people in my company are not allowed to watch any type of videos so to us it is totally useless. Books? If want anything about a book I go to a bookstore! If I want to watch a video, I don’t go to Google to search for it. I go straight to YouTube (at least I did but not anymore since there are better ones that has more fresh content than YouTube).
Needless to say, I am disappointed with your search result now, so if you have something I can use to get rid of all the c**p, then I REALLY would like to know how to do it!
The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate
Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all
My saying ((who are the real pirates of the land – sea – web
the truth is the web is full of them the land even more the sea is problem the only place where there not many pirates.
One for google undersea google live footages of the world under the sea
Arggggghh… ye pirates!
Here are some great ones for you!
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked ‘em, but alas, his show was”dark” the week of Sept. 19.)
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
“But I don’t want to be a pirate!” – Jerry Seinfeld on wearing the puffy shirt
You come up some stuff – an offical Talk Like A Pirate Day – now I haver visited the site and have a bit more knowledge – however I wonder how better off I am…
Have a great weekend.
AAAAHHHRRrrrrrr walk the frakin’ plank.
Arrgh avast matt
Vicious Ned The Ripper
Arr me harties has anyone else seen the “church of Google”
I’d rather call someone at Google’s anti-spam team to ban this blog! It is completed spammed with pirate-like-talk!!!
Where be da Grog n Wenches Matey? Arrrghhhhh
Arghh I hath missederr ye pirate day ARRR
Shiver me timbers! You don’t look like one of those lilly livered land-lovers.
Play this Pirate Memory Audio Game, which will boost your memory and spatial intelligence.
Yeah, this game is fully accessible to blind and vision impaired players. Spread the word!
So get ye prepared for meeting some zippy pirates from the High Seas.
Arggghhh!… Don’t forget Pirates had Dogs too…
Prepare to be boarded!
The Italian Urchins….arrrrr
Wow, nobody’s said “Shiver me timbers” yet?
I don’t like Google. I hate pirates.
May be we should change the title of this thread to:
“Talk like a pirate week!”
Because this post has been here for approx one week
Aaaaaargh matey. Where is me parrot?!?!
I started a cyber clinic for ‘Googbies’ (evolved webmasters) that were suffering from Post Google PR Update Disorders. The extremely long wait since the last PR update has caused us to deplete our cash resources, as well as, our stockpiles of various treatments (alcohol, bubble wrap, etc…). I’ve also lost all of our volunteers due to psychological problems of their own!
Can I count on Google to assist me in getting the clinic ready to handle the expected record numbers of Googbies stricken with Post Google Page Rank Disorders!? I think it’s the least Google can offer since it has made the situation worse by dragging this on and on.
For more information on the clinic visit this thread on DP:
I wish I have such ‘Pirate Day’ over here in Singapore
Everyone too much focused on making money here
“Aiye mate, shiver me timber” … Haha. Did I got that right? :p
Arr ye scurvy bilge rats! I totally missed TLAP-day, much to my disappointment. I knew it was coming up and completely forgot on the actual day. I made up for it by going to a pirate-themed fetish night tho…
Arggggghh… too bad I missed it. I’ll have to wait a another year to talk like a pirate
tha is to funny my 2 year old dressed up Like a pirate this year. He could say AARRGGGGHHHH, and even WALK THE PLANK. LOL
When up the shrouds the sailor goes
And ventures on the yard
The landsman who no better know
Believe his lot is hard
Bold Jack with smiles each danger meets
Weighs anchor heaves the log
Trims all the sails belays his sheets
And drinks his can of grog
Matt: since you mentioned how “Talk Like a Pirate Day” seems to be sneaking up you, I thought you would appreciate this video clip that we created. I hope you share it with your friends. Have a great day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAcuCj4OpO0
Tim B > thats not how it goes!
What do you call a pedophile pirate??
Okay, I guess I’ll do it…. Arrrgh matey weres me wiskey? Walk tha plank u scoundrel!
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