All of these ‘install our toolbar’, our HUGE network, all these things are crap. I just got off the phone with redzee (no link on purpose) becuase they contacted on of my cleints about their ‘new’ ppc/seo program. I cant believe that Google just bans them and dont try to shut these guys down. Arent they violating everyones TOS? They openly alter Google results and use the Google name to the unsuspecting person. Ahh this makes me mad.

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2003-52,GGLD:en&q=%22you+would+have+to+be+on+crack+to+believe+all+guarantees+in+spam+emails+about+SEO%2E%22

Not bad for a first effort Matt

I meant

Diät

I like your joke about “krankenversicherung”.
We are not in America. We have in europa a good health system and a private health insurance is not really what the people are looking in the internet.
What about ” Diüat “

Back on topic: Matt. I think your examples of search engine spam are great for beginners and old-timers alike.

It’s also good to know what you’re hunting, because it’s ALWAYS open season on spammers and there’s no bag limit. Hey! It’s me over here in my Day-Glo Orange vest and hat. Don’t shoot, don’t shoot! — Rob

There was an outfit going under the name of rocketposition and searchclimbers that through client installed software modified the search results, tricked the search results, it actually looked real and worked.

RedZee has a similar program: http://www.redzee.com/top3.html

Dear Customer,

We can put you at the top of Yahoo! AND Google today.

Our company has exclusive technology that can put your website(s) above every other company on all the major search engines. Toyota, eBay, WellsFargo and Dell (just to name a few) already use this technology. We are now offering it direct to you. Tired of SEO plans that get you nowhere? Tired of blowing your budget on pay per click only to lose position immediately? We offer guaranteed results and promotional pricing that will beat any other program you have used.

Contact us immediately at MARITZA_Z@SPEEDY.COM.PE if you are interested in getting unlimited traffic and guaranteed positioning with discounted pricing.
This promotion will not last long and is on a first come / first serve basis.
Please include the URL(s) you are interested in promoting. Examples/Demo can be provided.

Yahoo Stores aren’t too bad, but Monster Commerce is a pain to deal with, as far as SEO work goes. You may want to look into the Mambo CMS, which offers a lot of options, while also being somewhat suited for the HTML challanged. He he.